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December 20, 2005
Why I Should Not Rap
I'm currently back home in the American South, getting teeth cleaned and boots repaired, and driving around listening to a cassette tape of all my various high school music projects' "best" four-track demos. In my senior year, when I was busy applying for colleges and not learning organic chemistry, my friends and I had the ill-conceived idea of doing a "rock-rap band," which came to be hilariously known as Red Star and Raised Fist. That band name was inspired from a paper I was doing on the Black Panthers (all us liberal American white kids go through a Eyes on the Prize phase), which was quite a big event in my young academic life because I "e-mailed" Panther founder (and BBQ mastermind) Bobby Seale about COINTELPRO being all up in his shit - and he wrote me back 24 hours later with an incredibly detailed response still dripping with that classic Black Power outrage. Talk about primary sources! I became a part of Senior History lore.
So, Red Star and Raised Fist made a three song demo tape for a local music festival, and the cover of the tape reads "International Year of the Comintern X." I can't tell whether I was being serious or not, but note the vaguely Leftist words thrown together in a meaningless way. The greatest part of the story is that our parents found out about the band name and made us change it to something less explicitly liberal. We went with Delmar (named after this ridiculous kid-demagogue at Boys State named Delmar Johnson III, who I once overheard stating that really, really respected Dan Quayle.) Another nice piece of trivia, we decided we wanted a "DJ" that scratched records with the band (this is pre-Linkin Park, mind you) and assumed the only one who knew anything about that sort of thing was resident cool kid, Matt Damhave, later of Imitation of Christ fame. To his credit, we never told him about the fact that our lame audition demo had him falsely listed as a band member and I can vouch that he has never done anything approaching this level of embarassment in his entire life. A day before the festival, we decided that us never having practiced and only having three songs was a good enough reason to cancel our appearance. So ended that.
In one RSRF song, the following stanza appears and settles once and for all that white suburban honor students should not rap:
Whack MCs and DJs go home
You're as lame as Ethan Frome
Edith Wharton and Eazy-E must be rolling in their graves.
Posted by marxy at December 20, 2005 3:31 AM
Comments
this post was awesome
i had a highschool band that used to write drug songs about what we though drugs might be like.. as we had never had any.
ah.. good times though
Posted by: ilikeblingbling at December 20, 2005 4:09 AM
Yes, I think that's a high-school band universal as well.
Posted by: marxy at December 20, 2005 4:22 AM
This is Marxy... then
When and how did your swing to neo-liberalism happen?
Posted by: dzima at December 20, 2005 7:14 AM
I'm accused of being a neo-liberal, but I'm surely not any kind of Reaganite. I'm still intrigued by socialism after all these years, but after reading Elster's An Introduction to Karl Marx and some Schumpeter, I've felt it very hard to be a kneejerk ultraliberal. I think I like the symbolic and aesthetic aspects of Economic Leftism more than the actual practical suggestions for society. Momus and I both like Galbraith, but my refusal to assume collusion and oligopoly are "socialism" has somehow made me an enemy capitalist.
Posted by: marxy at December 20, 2005 8:52 AM
Hm, highschool bands. This was definitely middle school era for me, but does any name scream wanna-be early 90's "alternative" style more than SUPERRAG? Then there was "9 Volt Spork."
Geez, Mr. Marx, thanks for helping me get these embarrassments off my chest; although I will never feel shame for the best of all my adolescent projects; The Wooly Faced Butt Bratwursts.
(I'm having fun back in America too... but TV here is blowing my fucking mind.)
Posted by: Rory P. Wakevest at December 20, 2005 11:23 AM
Never mind the shades of difference between neoliberal and ultraliberal, what the world wants to know is where are the Red Star and Raised Fist mp3s?
Posted by: Momus at December 20, 2005 8:53 PM
I second Momus's request! Lets hear it!
The highschool punk band I played bass for never recorded. I did alot of recordings on my own that probably sounded like Metal Machine Music. Have no idea what happened to any of the tapes I did in college and cant even remember the names of the compilations some of em came out on. Basically I got no evidence of any music I ever did until a couple of years ago. So I guess I'm kinda jealous.
Posted by: Chris_B at December 20, 2005 10:29 PM
I am brave enough to talk about RSRF but I'm not sure I'm ready for them to be reborn on the Internet through the power of mp3s.
Posted by: marxy at December 20, 2005 11:17 PM
well how bout playing the tape for a select few listeners over drinkies then?
Posted by: Chris_B at December 21, 2005 12:50 AM
Fine, but why would I actively make you all listen to something that results in nothing more than me being mocked? It's not like you're all going to be, wait, Marxy, this is awesome!
Posted by: marxy at December 21, 2005 3:46 AM
Come on, admit it; what you secretly fear is that we'll all like it more than we like what you're doing now! Our commie fists will be pumping the air!
Posted by: Momus at December 21, 2005 4:39 AM
I very much doubt that you'll fists will be pumping to:
"I give props to Jose Marti / Economic independence means free"
Posted by: marxy at December 21, 2005 7:54 AM
I'm not sure how I got them (I guess David sent them to me at some point a few years ago), but I have a few "Red Star and Raised Fist" mp3s on my hard drive.
The song titles are "Seismology" and "Mixing Up Your Day."
It's very groovy...
Posted by: Sameer at December 21, 2005 9:55 AM
Shhhhhh!
Posted by: marxy at December 21, 2005 10:12 AM
The chorus of "Seismology" (this is the same song with the Ethan Frome lyric) goes as follows:
If you want to mess with me
You're gonna have to show us something we can't see
And if you don't
Seismology
We'll measure your house-rockin' ability
Now that is phat!
Posted by: Sameer at December 21, 2005 10:19 AM
Now I know what I want for Christmas, yo!
Posted by: Momus at December 21, 2005 3:28 PM
for once, i agree with st. nick!
post the mp3s, david.
it is the least you can do to support the dirty (global) south.
post! post!
r.
Posted by: r. at December 21, 2005 3:32 PM
Don't post! It's a trap!
Posted by: asdf at December 22, 2005 3:10 AM
i have heard early marxy music. you don't want to hear this stuff.
Posted by: trevor at December 22, 2005 9:40 AM
i'm hoping david will get sauced on egg-nog and post this one up anyway.
Posted by: r. at December 22, 2005 6:12 PM
if you don't post these old mp3s because you thin they're embarrassing, you're succumbing to hubris and hypocrisy by assuming that the mp3s you're making now and posting are not also totally embarrassing.
Posted by: channing at December 23, 2005 2:15 AM
a random question marxy
i remember a japanese magazine which featured photos of apartment studios lived in by young artists/musicians, etc. like an interior design mag. would you happen to know where I can find this?
thanks
Posted by: random question at December 23, 2005 3:26 AM
You're probably talking about "Tokyo; a Certain Style."
Posted by: Wavekrest. at December 23, 2005 5:48 AM
random question: it's not necessarily artists and musicians, but there are a series of semi-regularly published "mooks" called "インテリア bible" that show young people's tiny, immaculate, meticulously-designed rooms.
if you search for インテリア at http://www.gakken.co.jp/ you'll find lots of related stuff, but I think they might not be publishing the bibles anymore.
Posted by: nate at December 23, 2005 11:07 AM
MP3s MP3s !!
Posted by: antonin at December 23, 2005 1:56 PM
Ten bucks says this whole thing is a hoax anyway. Matchups 2K6 FOR REAL
Posted by: channing at December 23, 2005 3:41 PM
thank you, i'll check out those rooms
Posted by: random question at December 23, 2005 4:26 PM
I "e-mailed" Panther founder (and BBQ mastermind) Bobby Seale about COINTELPRO being all up in his shit
This is the difference between you and me, Marxy. When I was writing a paper junior year of high school on the Chicago Seven, my post-radical teacher told me Bobby Seale's buddy Rennie Davis lived in my little post-radical town. Where you decided to e-mail, I decided to ignore the opportunity. If you're more successful in life, I blame it on this decision.
Posted by: Graham at December 27, 2005 6:20 AM
Finally! A copy of Ethan Fromme to call my own...
Posted by: Michael McCarthy at December 28, 2005 11:45 AM
