....someone is trying to be the first one to get their anagram Tokyo subway map up on BoingBoing.net. ("Nazi G","I Buy Ash","Uno E","I Euro Bukk"...).
....someone is shopping for vegetables to a muzak version of Bachman-Turner Overdrive's "Takin' Care of Business."
....someone is completely bored with Jared Diamond's Collapse.
...someone is completely bored with Boingboing's anagram subway maps.
...someone is in a shopping center thinking, "Hey, nice theme song--Take that, West!"
...someone is singing We Want Some Pussy by 2 Live Crew at a karaoke room in Shibuya for 100¥ an hour