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May 2, 2006

Golden Girls Week

Hi, everybody.

My name is Marxy. You may know me from my writing on Neomarxisme.

This week is Golden Week (GW) in Japan, where we get three days off in a row. We find this much superior to taking an entire month off in summer. Mostly because we prize organizational and corporate dedication greater than our families and friends and health. Think about it: when is the last time your girlfriend or your gall bladder paid you back for a cab ride? Once I fill out the appropriate forms and get my divisional chief's signature, my firm pays me back for all work-related transportation expenses. That, my friends, is the true meaning of commitment.

During GW, I will move out of Setagaya-ku and into somewhere else in Tokyo. Accordingly, I will be unable to post my post-posts for a short while. I recommend reading The Internet for more information on your favorite topics during my absence.

Thank you,
Wroe Danforth Marks aka "Marxy"

May 8, 2006

Familial Relations

* There is an interview over at the Japan Times today with Mei (May) Shigenobu - daughter of Japanese Red Army founder, Shigenobu Fusako. Mei keeps her father's identity a closely-guarded secret, but hear me out with some wild conjecture:

1) Mei was born on March 1st, 1973, which makes her conception around May 1972.
2) On May 30, 1972, the JRA undertook the Lod Airport Massacre for the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine (PFLP).
3) So, that means Mei was conceived coeval to the May terror plans to kill Puerto Ricans and protein biophysicists. Hence the cute pun of her name.
4) It is widely known that George Habash - leader of the PFLP - took Shigenobu as a lover.
5) I would assume that the Habash-Shigenobu romance happened in and around 1972, seeing that the two were working together closely up until the Lod attack.
6) Mei admits her father was in the PFLP.
7) I doubt that she would need to keep her father's identity secret if he were just a foot soldier.
8) I will not presume to know the details of Shigenobu Fusako's sexual adventures in the Middle East, but the idea should at least be explored that Habash is Mei's father.

* Is Thane Camus really Albert Camus' great-nephew? Is there any proof of this? I am assuming he is the grandson of Lucien Camus (Albert's brother), but I guess his father never taught him any French.

May 10, 2006

Marxy in the New Yorker

Somewhere buried in the article "Me Media: How hanging out on the Internet became big business" from the May 15th, 2006 issue of the The New Yorker: "Marxy...a twenty-minute album released on my friend's record label that's brilliant and heard by practically no one."

Update: The New York Observer Media Mob has discovered that this quote is nothing more than a small piece in the latest Nick Sylvester conspiracy! Will we ever escape being puppets in Sylvester's grandiose schemes?

May 12, 2006

The Competing Orthopraxies of Three-Button Suits in Japan

There comes a time in every young boy's life - at least in the Southern United States - where a blue blazer and khaki slacks no longer cut it at semi-formal functions. Around sixteen or seventen, the pants and the jacket need to originate from a single bolt of cloth. Accordingly, I inherited a number of suits from my equally tall uncle, an excellent golfer, and subsequently, a fan of the low two-button jacket.

I was grateful to receive such nice clothes and made use of them through college, but visiting Tokyo and then chaperoning a group of Japanese senmongakusei in New York, I couldn't help but notice that there was something notably sharp and keen about the standard Japanese suit. Was it the color? The slender cut? Knowing very little about suits, I had neglected to notice that the standard Japanese model had three-buttons, starting very high on the chest. Of course, high three-button suits began to explode in the United States again shortly after my discovery - somewhat spurred by fashion industry plot, somewhat spurred by natural aesthetic reactions to our fathers' two-button monsters. Now in 2006, the Brooks Brothers Three-Button has become a frat-boy staple, and while the three-button still dominates in Japan, the suits still tend to be slimmer and sharper, with tight high-water pants and well-formed shoulders. Americans may have caught up but our diverse body types and expanding girth watered down the classic look.

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"Correct" (left) and "Incorrect" (right)

But there is an interesting quirk in the Japanese culture of the three-button suit. Despite the traditionally high levels of grooming in the mass culture, there are still a large number of Japanese men who button the bottom button of their suit jacket. As authoritarian style gurus at GQ will tell you, the first and second rules of Suit Club are that you do not button the final button. Of course, there is no practical, rational reason for this. According to "Andy", the fashion rule comes to us from a fat royal who could not manage to fasten the jacket over his stomach. From such humble beginnings, we now have a rigid rule - a Western orthorpaxy - regarding semi-formal style.

Whether we like it or not, all meaningful fashion trends require a certain slavery to form, not content. Our subcultural heroes - the Mods, the Teds, the Rude Boys, the Hippies - had a strict uniform. If they had taken a Protestant attitude towards faith and devotion to the calling, everyone would have gone off in individual directions, tearing the social fabric that bound them together in visual harmony. Japanese street fashion has been equally succesful in its dedication to form over content: obeying the rules and dedicating time to the details lead a remarkable level of fashion extremism.

Faithful readers of Brutus should all know very well that the last button is not buttoned - anything otherwise would be uncouth. But there may be a natural Japanese resistance against the open final button, for young men are required to button all buttons of their school uniforms - the Prussian gakuran - in strict military style. On one hand you have the "correct" Western fashion rules that advocate an irrational open button, and on the other hand, you have the ingrained Japanese tradition towards a full-buttoned suit jacket. Confucian propriety would perhaps find something grating about intentionally leaving one "t" uncrossed.

Depending on your involvement in this small skirmish, one of these positions is right and the other one is wrong. I do not think the third-button buttoners are acting in response to the Western rule: they are just ignorant of the convention. No doubt there are Westerners who make the same mistake, but in Japan, there is a more solid philosophical justification towards the total buttoning. Japanese fashion magazines will never openly advocate the closed third button, but their decline in readership may launch a newer environment of social distinction - where the button symbolizes not only some archaic cultural regulation, but respective association with an old or new order.

May 15, 2006

Announcing the Winners of the First Annual Neomarxisme.com Pavement Lyric Parody Awards

The field was strong this year, but we congratulate Amanda Green from Huntsville, Alabama on her First Prize-winning entry: "Two Steaks"

two steaks
we want two steaks
in our mouth
two, two steaks

forty million steak knives...

two steaks
we want two steaks
there's no vultures
there's no steak fries

forty million steak knives...

Honorable Mention to Greg Fox from Cincinati, Ohio for "De-Range'd Life":

the stoned pimple pilots
they're elegant bachelors
they're foxy to me are they foxy to you?
i will agree they deserve absolutely nothing
nothing more than me

May 17, 2006

What to do about Saaya Irie?

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Before we start seriously discussing the meaning of Japanese mainstream nudie magazines featuring voluptuous elementary schoolgirls in bikinis, let us dispense with a modern myth about Japan:

Myth: Japanese “pedophilia” is an a-historical phenomenon.

Unlike the Christian West, Japanese society does not have fundamental religious or philosophical dispositions hostile towards human sexuality. The Edo period was a wild time – men crawling around at night and secretly sleeping with their neighbors' wives, kabuki as a traveling theatre of prostitutes, the heyday of the Yoshiwara pleasure district. But somewhere between the Confucian-Prussian austerity of the Meiji period, the toil of the war, and the Occupying Puritanism of the Americans, Japan became a somewhat sexually-repressed society. Not so much a new moral stance, but a quiet rejection of open sexuality for the pursuit of larger priorities - war, Imperialism, high-paced economic growth.

Back in the 60s, little girls did appear on television, singing songs, prancing and dancing for the public’s entertainment, but instead of emphasizing infantile qualities, early teen singers like Hirota Mieko and Wada Akiko sang songs in low registers and play-acted adulthood in a clean-cut manner. Being alive in Japan in the 60s was hard work, and the culture represented the stern Protestant-esque work ethic driving economic progress.

The whole cloying kawaii culture did not start until the 70s. And the standard object of desire for the working man at that time was a college-coed in a tennis circle. Very classy, good manners. Even during the “Sex Boom” of the 80s, female university students still held a strong position in the collective libido, but now they were on late-night TV, bouncing around in bikinis and skimpy outfits. Following soon after that, the Onyanko Club lowered the bar by shifting desires to average-looking high school girls singing suggestive songs. A decade later in the mid-90s, the enjokousai (compensated dating) boom revealed to the public that old men would pay a lot of cash to have sex with middle school girls.

Sociologists and critics have proffered a lot of explanations over the years for the falling age of Japanese men’s sexual preferences, most notably that rising educational opportunities for women increased their intellectual maturity above the level desired by most Japanese men. In order to procure mental inferiors, men had to keep slinking down the food chain. Whatever the reasons, salarymen fantasizing about sleeping with middle school girls is arguably a contemporary spectacle. Maybe desires were hidden in the 60s and 70s, but I don’t think there is much evidence that this interest in junior high schoolgirls was always latent from time eternal. Even with past arranged marriages, the idea was to marry a young girl and have her pop out children for the farmwork.

So, now we have arrived upon the symbol of our own post-post-modern era – Saaya Irie – the busty twelve year-old slowly becoming a household name. For a while, I had assumed that her existence was some weird mistake – that the shogakusei gravia market was actually targeted towards elementary school boys or something reasonable. Saaya currently has a three-member idol singing group called Sweet Kiss, and perhaps her bikini modeling was just part of that campaign. Alas, so far they have not released any music - just "idol DVDs."

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Contrary to reports that Saaya would stop posing in suggestive swimwear, the latest issues of Weekly Pureboi have been full of her pictures, right between legal-aged women bearing all. Pureboi’s publisher will soon put out her first photograph collection called Tsubomi - “flower bud.” (I get it, she's not quite in bloom.) Tagline: 「12歳の衝撃」 - The Shock of a 12 Year-Old. There is no longer any doubt that her images are being sold within a sexual context – more specifically, they are being pushed within a magazine normally read with one hand. Suddenly self-pleasure while openly fantasizing about twelve year-old girls is a-okay – with a special vote of confidence from the public train system that features these adverts in prominent display on our daily commutes.

The Christian and child-development arguments against sexually-charged photos of elementary school girls are so obvious, I don’t need to harp on the points. But I do wonder whether there isn’t normally a natural barrier that reduces adult male sexual predilection for very little girls. I may be out on a limb, but I have always believed that a majority of men are not attracted to the bodies of pre-pubescent females. The dilemma here stems from the fact that Saaya’s mammary development is ultra-advanced. She clearly has the body of a late teen, thanks to some strange combination of heightened nutrition and post-industrial environmental factors. Fathers, however, who have raised their daughters from the womb to the first basketball practice should be somewhat numbed to the idea of tiny naked girls. Perhaps the low rate of childbirth is separating Japanese men even further from the childrearing process, and Saaya and her cohorts are still hot stuff.

Not to say that everyone in Japan thinks the Saaya phenomenon is a welcome development. I hear a lot of wretching noises when I ask around about the concept of elementary school semi-porn. But why no open protest - or at least, ballyhoo - against this boldly new sexual trope?

For whatever reasons, “adult movies” in America have always have had an association with “liberalism” – mostly an unfair political linkage of heightened liberty and loose morality. Playboy has a solid libertarian stance, but besides the Andrea Dworkin extreme-Left wing, the groundswell against pornography and filth in the United States has always been of Conservative origin. In Japan, I would go as far to say that the opposite is true: porn is right-wing, conservative, and hegemonic. Weekly Playboy’s pages brim with jingoistic China-bashing. The money pipe is long and complex, but adult video sales probably indirectly finance the ultra-nationalistic sound trucks. The appreciation of most porn in Japan essentially comes from a type of misogyny – a belief in a cosmic order that determines women to be objects formed for the sole mission of male pleasure. The same graying bigwigs who prevented the birth control pill from gaining legal status in Japan for thirty years are the ones who would gnaw off an arm before any government body takes away their rights to paid sex and dirty videos. The powers-that-be would have no tiff with Saaya Irie.

But if we avoid all the pretension of moral rectitude, the Saaya issue eventually comes back to one question: how does the girl herself feel about being publicly fetishized in Grade 6? Apparently, Saaya wants to be Britney Spears, who happened to make her debut the Mickey Mouse Club at age 12. I don’t remember young Britney in a bikini, flashing cleavage on the Disney Channel, but such goals and aspirations make it very easy for the production company behind this endeavor to get their girl performing the right moves for her multi-aged fan base. Also consider that many young girls would love to stay out all night partying, drinking, smoking, maybe even being ogled by her fathers’ friends, but grumpy old parents usually put a stop to it. Judging by the circumstances, Saaya may be an orphan – property of her management – or her parents got a big enough cut of the back-end to sacrifice any lingering sense of responsibility.

Some propose, however, that this may not be about sex at all – just a modern freak show. A low-teen with enormous breasts paraded around for gawking fans. The sexual content may be low, and we are all just taking pleasure from the shock of this mutant. This may explain some of the appeal, but her marketing suggests otherwise. Weekly Preiboi proceeds along with spreads of the young Saaya, selling her unique natural assets to an older male clientele.

Let's look on the bright side, though. The good news is that the way these trends are working out, you may not have to wait even a whole decade before earning a respectable return on your daughters. The market for glamour shots of soaking wet nine-year olds in bikinis will soon be ready for your children, your cousins, your nieces. Saaya Irie is single-handedly clearing the dead weight of social norms to open up a huge commercial wonderland. Are you ready to be a producer as well as a consumer?

May 19, 2006

Exclusive Interview with Garry Winterfeld

garrywinterfeld.jpgI know what you are thinking - how did you get Garry Winterfeld to appear on your blog? And who is Garry Winterfeld? Garry Winterfeld is one of the world's most successful jingle writers - responsible for the initial Cherry Coke advertising campaign and three others. ("Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Coke. It's outrageous. Ooh, Ch-Ch-Ch-Cherry Coke.") Winterfeld now lives in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, only emerging from retirement to speak at various conventions for advertising composition.

Marxy: I appreciate you agreeing to this chat interview.
Garry Winterfeld: No, problem. Thanks for inviting me. Is this chat expensive?
M: No, it's free.
GW: Great.
M: So, how did you get the inspiration for your Cherry Coke song?
GW: Oh, that's a funny story.
(three minutes later)
M: Do you mind telling me some of the story?
GW: Sorry. Yes, it was 1985. A summer night. I was sipping manhattans and felt a big bloated. Friday night I was at home - a bit bound-and-hagged, if you will. Some cob nobbler from the office kept calling me about some new drink for Coca Cola, but he couldn't tell me what the drink was. "Just write the jingle," he would say.
M: Sounds like a challenge.
GW: Yes, it was. Total harsh realm. You can't understand what a lamestain this guy was. Anyway, I kind of imagined it was Cherry Coke from the way he was talking about the ingredients and so I scored a score score up. I wanted to emphasize the CH of the word "cherry." And I realized that there was only word in the whole dictionary that could describe what it would be like to add cherry flavoring to Coke: "outrageous." The tom-tom clubs up in corporate didn't get it at first, but then I added the word "new" and that was that.
Marxy's sister: Well, I thank you for your time.
GW: No, thank you.

May 22, 2006

Hilariously Ironic Historical Mispredictions, Pt. 1

"Not only will Dewey defeat Truman in this year's election, Truman will never hold up a copy of our newspaper with the erroneous headline 'DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN.'" -- a Chicago Tribune editor, November 1948

"A dog will never graduate from high school." -- famed isobiologist Rikard Huss, November 1968

May 24, 2006

Populist Democratic Argument Against Japanese War Guilt

Patriotism is a new buzz-word in Japan, with the right-wing politicians scurrying to make flag-waving pride and exuberant nation-state membership a fundamental part of the educational experience. These are the same grandchildren of war criminals who think visiting the Yasukuni shrine is somehow equated with hardballing evil China, evil North Korea, and burgeoning South Korea. Put two and two together and clearly the message is: be proud of Japan - especially those fifteen-to-twenty years in the first-half of the 20th century missing from our history books.

Of course, China and Korea get livid about all this - partly for political expedience, partly because it's like an imaginary German Party Secretary Hans H. Himmler, Jr. intentionally singing "Das Lied der Deutschen" in a sinister fashion to piss off regional rivals. In this climate, questions about Japanese war guilt and responsibility are bound to emerge. Unfortunately for the Japanese, the German people have shown extreme sensitivity towards their Nazi past - actively learning about it in school and being timid about patriotism in general. Maybe they set the bar too high. But something feels redemptive about the fact that no one knows more about the rise of Hitler and his cronies than Germans themselves. The problem with Japanese knowledge about the logic and historical circumstances of the war is not so much that it is too biased towards the Imperialist view - as much as that widespread knowledge is non-existent. If your average Japanese teenager could spout back Ienaga Saburo on demand, there would not be a problem.

A Japanese colleague recently gave me a pretty interesting spiel on why the Japanese people should be exempt from war guilt: they had nothing to do with it. The Pacific War proceeded without popular approval or support. Decisions were made by a bureaucratic elite. Kids were drafted, the entire social structure rerouted into supporting Asian colonial expansion. Those against the war were summarily thrown in jail. "The normal Japanese person hated the war and wanted it to be over," explains my co-worker. "So, why should they somehow take any sort of responsibility for it?" Germans can only ask "How could we have let this happen?" based on the supposition of Western liberal democracy; in Japan's Confucian bureaucratic power structure, the man on the street has little to do with any or all national directions. It's like being locked out of the kitchen and then being blamed for the quality of the beef stew.

Interestingly enough, China and Korea actually agree with this position: statements have been made that exempt the "Japanese people" from discussions of war guilt. That does not, however, exempt the current Japanese political elite, who are direct descendants (in this case of Abe, literally) of the wartime Imperialist government. The LDP will never repent, because this would be essentially non-productive self-flagellating that undermines the entire authority of the post-war government. Socialist PM's can easily say, "I'm sorry," because it was not their granddads or their party undertaking aggression on the Asian continent.

Dressed up as a democracy, the LDP's embrace of Neo-Pseudo-Imperialism does reflect upon the will of the masses: if they hate these hacks so much, why don't they vote them out of office? Maybe they cannot vote directly for the Prime Minister, but they could elect a DPJ or coalition government. So ultimately this idea of popular war guilt depends on your personal view of the Japanese political system - is it a Confucian One-Party state with a blameless populace or a true democracy with an electorate bent on voting in the Yasukuni Shriners?

May 25, 2006

Idea for Youth Sports Movie

I have been told that some Hollywood producers use the Internet, so I am going to throw up my best movie idea right here on my blog and wait to be contacted. (I cannot tell you my exact option price, but let's say it's betwen $450K and $452K.)

Movie Idea:

There is a youth sports team (could be baseball, football, soccer, curling, volleyball, softball, etc.) consisting of eleven super-skilled players - none of whom have shticks or one-note personalites quirks. Their team runs according to a semi-military discipline - perfect timing, "by-the-book" play, machine-like accuracy. Seasons are always 12-0. Their coach is not a maverick but an extremely wise and knowledgable mensch with over twenty-five years of coaching experience.

For the last decade, this team - "The Eagles" perhaps - has won the State Championship, and this year should be no exception. But out of nowhere comes this new team - a ragtag group of wacky misfits thown together by a maverick coach - who defy the odds and make it to the Final game. Out of sheer luck and the power of the human spirit, the ragged newcomers defeat the mechanical Eagles.

The third act of the movie concerns the human drama of losing, the pathos of giving your entire life to be the best and being robbed of the championship by undeserving, untrained nobodies.

In the postscript, however, we discover that the new Championship team imploded due to personality clash, and the Eagles go back to winning State for another decade - until the coach sadly passes away.

May 26, 2006

Exclusive Interview with the Fourth Wall

I recently stood up to the Fourth Wall, turned on my tape recorder, and proceeded with the following interview:

Marxy: Hey! You! We have you on the run!
The Fourth Wall: ...
M: You know what I'm talking about. We have shone the light on you, and we know your M.O. We have broken through you.
FW: It's nothing new.
M: Oh, now you can talk?
FW: ...
M: Now you can't talk! How convenient! Listen, you need to start taking responsibility for the ways in which art lords over us, suppresses us, divides us, make us feel inferior. We get so wrapped up in the goddamn drama. That's why we started taking up hammers and busting you open. Ferris Bueller 1, Fourth Wall 0.
FW: I don't exist.
M: That's what you want us to think so we get wrapped up in artistic illusion.
FW: I'm serious. I'm just a demon of your mind. They don't actually make a physical wall in front of the stage. The Fifth Wall - he's the bad guy.
M: There's a Fifth Wall?
FW: Yeah.
M: Do you think I could do something clever in my art by making reference to this Fifth Wall? Do you think I can top that Brecht asshole?
FW: Sure, but you're just falling into that trap again.
M: What trap?
FW: The trap of thinking that exposing artistic conventions is somehow equal to artistic endeavour.
M: Yeah, but...
FW: All this WallBusters stuff started a long time ago. You don't see artists throwing down toilets in galleries anymore, now do you?
M: Actually you do, but that's another can of worms.
FW: Just lay off the Fourth Wall-bashing.
M: Look, you. I don't have to take this from you. You're the bad guy. You're the one who casts all those 30 year-olds as high-school students in Grease, Head of the Class, 90210, etc. Growing up watching those shows makes us all feel like inadequately matured teenagers. You look at Danny Zuko and you look at yourself and you're like, why do I not look like this at age 18?
FW: You are thinking of something else. I am the Fourth Wall. Look me up on Wikipedia. Can you click on what I just said? Or does my dialogue not have hyperlinking capabilities?
M: So you are saying that my problem lies with Hollywood casting directors, not with the Fourth Wall.
FW: Most likely, yes.
M: Okay. I'll let you off this time. But we're planning an expanded DVD release of Parker Lewis Can't Lose to keep you in check.

M: Wait a minute. The Fourth Wall has led me into a state of artistic self-delusion again! Damn you, Fourth Wall!

May 28, 2006

Here We Are - Live Blogging - We are the 21st Century

Okay, I'm here at Office in Gaienmae - the Music Related event - using some sort of "wireless" Internet contraption called "wifi" (pronounced: why-thigh) on some sort of Apple Macintosh II - all white - that requires all sentences to be overextended and run-on and unfortunately my typing is damaged from weeks writing on a Japanese keyboard where the computer7s apostrophe key is above the "seven" instead of below the quotation mark.

Across from me: Shugo Tokumaru - a guitar player. On the stereo, Michael Jackson, a man in town as we speak. I just saw a semi-naked Digiki in an old issue of Relax. We can chart that magazine's decline by how few naked Digikis are in the new issues.

Someone on another computer is currently creating the Wikipedia page about this event, and another person is editing out all the profanities.

I am milking every drop out of my potato shochu. No, no, Miss. I am going to keep chewing this giant ice cube...

The girl across from me is wearing a Wisut Ponnimit shirt. He's a Thai artist.

I just showed up from the あっぷりけ event, where in the middle of the concert, DJ codomo starts playing Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit (a song with the opening riff that is "our generation's 'Smoke on the Water'") although he had not told the bassist and drummer that this would be happening. The bassist - June from Bear Garden (also from Thailand) - started just ripping the bass line up in perfect Novoselicism and they broke down several times trying to figure out how to do the song, also hampered by a sudden on-stage phone call. Also, his vocals were pitched an octave up.

Someone has a rough mix of the new nhhmbase album. Can I go home and listen to it - right - now?

I hate the Internet. And yet - it is our generation's "indoor plumbing."

Update 11:50: Now a man in a t-shirt is "scratching," which is apparently when you take a record and manually force it back and forth on the turntable. The crossfader is also employed to industrious effect - "cutting" in and "out." I can't imagine this is good for the record.

Update 12:12: This is a small place, but it is seriously crowded. I've met everyone here in the last thirty minutes, so let me draw you out a seating chart, so you can imagine what it was like to be here.

JerikoTadShaneRhino
BoffRimikoChackNumber &
Colspan Equals TwoRoff-KoffRiowChad-Schlotsky
Creature Comfort Dot ComCliffChack IISome Girl

(Actually, Roff-Koff wasn't there. My mistake.)

Update 12:30: I think I broke the Da Vinci Code.

Update 1:21: Shugo Tokumaru is accompanying our 100 yen caramel corn snack, and he is much, much better than the caramel corn. I would go as far as to say that this guy is making my Early-Mid Aughts. So much better than Ugly Kid Joe was in their time.

Pandatone goes on soon, so I lose the computer. I will do some analog blogging while I am offline - bugging people with incomprehensible conversations: Did "Alf" become a less popular nickname for Alfred following the late-80s television show?

Update 2:58: Three-thirty-to-four-thirty in Tokyo is the least pleasant hour. "Everybody looks tired." Handshakes exchanged, yawns, taxis make a healthy profit, Sundays wasted, and Monday back to work.

BOOM. BOOM. Yawn. BOOM. BOOM.

Update 4:23: Nothing is good at 4:30 am except your own bed, and maybe, IHOP. The latter went out of business in Japan. I am wearing earplugs and it's still really loud. Good event, though. Like the grown-up version of a Eighth Grade Lock-In.

Looking down on Tokyo from the Office window: ever notice Yamazaki bread's mascot is a young white child? Like Americans, the Japanese need to get over the concept of White, Blond universality.

Riow is playing his Tsujiko Noriko tracks, the sun is out, and we are all taking a five minute nap before we start heading home.

Six months ago, Trevor from Music Related got caught using a Riow Arai track on his motion graphics reel without Riow's permission. Now they are throwing events together in Tokyo. Viva la Internette.

Update Monday Morning: Pictures of the event can be seen on a clothed Digiki's blog.

Looking back on my Saturday, perhaps the tone of this entry reflects the never-ending 16 hour revelry of the MB-Kao wedding party, Applique gig, and Office party.

May 29, 2006

Reader Feedback on the "Fourth Wall" Question

Here is an e-mail I got concerning my interview with the Fourth Wall:

Dear Marxy,

Long time reader, but I don't usally comment. I don't like to get bogged down in those discussions.
I'm a squash player and I was thinking about how your feelings on the Fourth Wall apply really well to the game of squash. We often refer to the back wall as the "Fourth Wall" because it is the fourth-least used wall in the game.
Keep up the good work.

Brian D.

May 30, 2006

「夏休み」特集

皆さん、夏休みを楽しく過ごしていらっしゃるでしょうか。

最近、社会人になってしまったからこそ、「夏休みムード」になって、下記の夏休み記憶を思い出した:

1. 16歳:家でジョニー・ポロンスキーを聴きながら、壊れてたテレビでファミコンの「スーパー魂斗羅〜エリアンの逆襲〜」をやる。
2. 14歳:カセットでジェーンズ・アディクションを聴きながら、温度37度・湿度100%の蒸し暑さで家の芝刈る。
3. 12歳:サマーキャンプのダンスで可愛い赤毛の女の子と踊る。
4. 11歳:初めて大統領の選挙に投票する。
5. 18歳:砂漠でイグルーを建てる。
6. 20歳:L.F.O. (Lyte Funky Ones)の「Summer Girls」を初めて聴く。
7. 13歳:自然に海にいる海豚と泳ぐ。(案外に退屈。魚ばかり考えている、その動物め。)
8. 25歳:北軽井沢動物病院でデカいピレネー犬を見かける。
9. 20歳:一日にMP3.comのIPO(新規株式公開)で$300を倍にする。
10. 17歳:初来日+初酩酊。

May 31, 2006

Speaking of Neomarxisme...

There is currently some sort of yakuza conference going on at Anna Miller's down the street from my office. Five black Centuries lined up, literally four bodyguards with ear-radios outside the restaurant guarding the entrance, other guys on the corners. And this is a major street in a major area.

I am sure they are discussing the pie and comparing Anna Miller's to Hooters. Nothing to see here, Miss.

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