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August 21, 2006

Family Tree

Even though Abe Shinzo's got a lock on the Prime Minister election, Foreign Minister Aso Taro formally announced his candidacy today. The two men are cousins, by the way, linked to several former Prime Ministers and the Imperial family. Thanks to the family tree on this page, we can better understand which side of the eternal political dynasty will be ruling Japan in the near future.

Aso is grandson of post-war PM Yoshida Shigeru ('46-'47, '48-'54), and his sister is married to the son of Emperor Hirohito's younger brother Prince Mikasanomiya. Aso's wife is the daughter of PM Suzuki Zenko ('80-'82). Yoshida Shigeru shares the same grandfather as PMs Kishi Nobusuke ('57-'60) and Sato Eisaku ('67-'72) - who are brothers! Abe is the grandson of Kishi.

Posted by marxy at August 21, 2006 5:25 PM

Comments

Alin, I know this post, this post made by an American, who are kind of evil and so very unsubtle, must make your blood boil, so come on, bring on the outrage! Rattle your high-altitude gas stove threateningly and scream out for all to hear: I hate Marxy but cannot get enough of him!

Posted by: Duffy at August 21, 2006 6:07 PM

Now this is just baiting. Knock it off (since I will have to deal with the blunt of the revenge blow!)

Posted by: marxy at August 21, 2006 6:13 PM

You're right. I apologize.

Alin, I think you're grand. The truth is, I can't get enough of you.

And for a comment more pertinent to the post, I find the interconnectedness of all these Bigwigs fascinating and slightly unnerving. I bet they have really cool houses, though.

Posted by: Duffy at August 21, 2006 6:24 PM

I doubt they say, "This Prime Ministership will move me to a bigger house!"

Posted by: marxy at August 21, 2006 6:26 PM

No, but maybe they're hoping the budget will set aside funds for fireproofing.

Posted by: Duffy at August 21, 2006 6:39 PM

When will politicians learn that if you don't want your house firebombed by the uyoku, you shouldn't speak out against right-wing positions! Closing your mouth can save your life.

Posted by: marxy at August 21, 2006 6:57 PM

The Bushes, the Clintons, the Kennedies… When are people gonna get the big idea: Their being related to someone already in power is a reason to vote against a candidate, not for!

(See also, the Gandhis, the Perons, etc., etc.)

Posted by: Carl at August 21, 2006 7:28 PM

hey dude, my gas stove is made in america and it's a fucking brilliant form determined purely by function example of american design at it's best so stay away from my fuckin gas stove don't associate it with anti-americanism, allright.

Posted by: alin at August 21, 2006 8:46 PM

「閨閥」って言葉、初めて知ったよ・・・

Posted by: SB at August 21, 2006 10:12 PM

Thanks for pointing that out. Otherwise, I wouldn't have looked it up.

Posted by: marxy at August 21, 2006 10:52 PM

Sometimes, no one has anything to say.

Posted by: Chris_B at August 22, 2006 12:13 AM

hey dude, my gas stove is made in america and it's a fucking brilliant form determined purely by function example of american design at it's best so stay away from my fuckin gas stove don't associate it with anti-americanism, allright.

I was grasping at straws, desperate and hungry for attention. My mind seized on your gas stove and I clung to the image, consequences be damned. The fact is, I was soaring on a heavy-duty Snickers sugar high when I brought up your stove, my chocolate-smeared rictus nearly touching the screen as I typed with blazing index fingers. But I'm all better now, belly full of happoshu and braised green peppers.

Posted by: Duffy at August 22, 2006 12:14 AM

hey dude, my gas stove is made in america and it's a fucking brilliant form determined purely by function example of american design at it's best so stay away from my fuckin gas stove don't associate it with anti-americanism, allright.

I was grasping at straws, desperate and hungry for attention. My mind seized on your gas stove and I clung to the image, consequences be damned. The fact is, I was soaring on a heavy-duty Snickers sugar high when I brought up your stove, my chocolate-smeared rictus nearly touching the screen as I typed with blazing index fingers. But I'm all better now, belly full of happoshu and braised green peppers.

Posted by: Duffy at August 22, 2006 12:15 AM

I repeat, I was grasping at str...oh, shut up, "Duffy," if that's even your real name.

Posted by: Duffy at August 22, 2006 12:20 AM

Marxy,

Are you trying to say something about democracy? Please clarify.

Posted by: P P at August 22, 2006 2:10 AM

It's all about suspension of disbelief.

(Or was that the reply to the other issue?)

Posted by: der at August 22, 2006 4:44 AM

Duffy is the new Lance.

I was going to say that it's interesting to know about all these connections but that politics tainted by nepotism isn't something peculiar to Japan and that you people haven't been to places where these dangerous liasons are actually a lot scarier.

I was going to say it but I know it is forbidden to suggest on Neromarxisme that sometimes Japan is not that unique (like Nate said it the other day).

Posted by: dzima at August 22, 2006 9:05 AM

Hrumph.

you people haven't been to places where these dangerous liasons are actually a lot scarier.

Is this Bush or are you saying that Japan's political system is "third-world"?

Posted by: marxy at August 22, 2006 9:24 AM

Actually, I think both America and Japan are pretty third world when it comes to nepotism and corruption, at least in the national sphere of politics.

What about local politicians in America and Japan, how reliable/honest are they? That could be a difference between the US/Japan and the third world. For example, in Africa and Latin America pretty much everyone is suspect, be your council's MP or your neighbourhood cop all the way up to the president or prime minister.

Posted by: dzima at August 22, 2006 9:59 AM

"You people"? Sounds like something I heard on Snakes on a Plane last night (good movie btw).

Posted by: Adamu at August 22, 2006 10:45 AM

Snakes on a Plane is *not* a good movie. I don't care what everyone else says. I nearly walked out of the theater and I'm not the sort of person prone to do that. And I can totally do campy things too - I'm not some sort of priss or something. I'm so disappointed in the internet about this one.

More on topic: just where do the war criminals fit in this family tree?

Posted by: lauren at August 22, 2006 11:06 AM

Kishi was a Class A war criminal, friend to boat gambling thug and Mussolini pal Sasakawa Ryoichi, mob boss Kodama Yoshio, and the Unification Church. All to fight socialism!

Posted by: marxy at August 22, 2006 11:30 AM

Duffy is the new Lance.

I am not Marxy, if that's what you're implying. Here's a little personal info for you: I am a 35-year-old American father of two, living in Tokyo. I am a regular lurker on this ever-loving blog and tend to think that Marxy is one of the "good guys," but I also appreciate the drama and Euro-balance that MADD add to the mix. I generally think that both "sides" are actually on the same side when it all boils down, and that almost all of us have a deep affection for Japan.

Love,

Duffy

Posted by: Duffy at August 22, 2006 11:48 AM

that was nice.

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