how so?

Come on man, why'd you have to make me go and look up who this Federline character is? One of the reasons I live in Japan is so I can be blissfully ignorant of American pop culture. Do you get E! on Ska-pa at your house or something?

you mean, there is a place in the world where people don't know who k.fed is? unbelievable!

NO... he's right. It could have been ANYONE OF US.
That shit scared me pretty bad, right there.
I mean jeezus, it was nearly ME...

c'mon, it's not like he was quality to start with. you too can be shithouse at whatever you do. this could be any one of us.

That's right t.rev, 知らぬが仏

like vanilla ice without the hit. sorry marxy, no intention of marrying some vapid pop star.

I don't know who k.fed is even though I live in the US.

Quick kids: who has the best story about the pop idol they nearly married? It turns out I had a torrid crush on Bjork, and only two weeks ago I hugged Pete McCormack, but he's not famous, and besides, it was strictly platonic.

My wife and I ran into Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz in an elevator on our honeymoon...I wanted to wash my hands really badly after I shook hands with them.

Interesting. Why?

Because they were dirty or something? Or because they aren't "hip" enough?

(Seriously.)

I wanted to wash my hands cuz I think they had just come from grindin' f-paste in their hotel room...

I knew a guy who claimed he flirted with Post-era Bjork in a club and could've hit it, but chickened out. The story made him look like a total idiot and he wasn't even a huge Bjork fan, so I'm inclined to think it was at least partially true.

i know a girl who went for a dinner to the barney's and she said bjork's fat and possesive about matthew...